I’m on a “military diet.” Today’s breakfast was five saltines with cheddar cheese and cholula.

by juniorRjuniorR

29 Comments

  1. juniorRjuniorR

    I cheated the diet a little and ate the plate too.

  2. Gloomy-Restaurant-42

    They call it a “military diet” because you go to war against your taste buds. Oh, also: there’s lots of grunts.

  3. No_Clock2390

    Add a pepperoni to each one and you got mini pizzas

  4. geezeslice333

    I do this when I’m really baked sometimes

  5. Without-Reward

    Triscuits instead of saltines is so good.

  6. Hairy-Acanthaceae692

    My mom showed me how to do this when i was young. Still one of my favorite munchies

  7. Potential_Wish4943

    Soldiers in combat get like 9000 calories a day, full of carbs and protein (and sometimes amphetamine)

  8. RatiocinationYoutube

    Okay, some canned tuna on those (or canned salmon if you’re feeling sexy) would be fire

  9. Sasquatches69too

    This was a favourite of me and my sister lol melted cheese on saltines.. also pb on saltines, butter on saltines, really whatever is available 😂

  10. TheViolaRules

    Which military is occupying your kitchen and making you eat that?

  11. DetergentCandy

    Wait I’m not crazy? I’m not the only one who grew up with this? My best friend’s dad when I was a kid would make this for us and I LOVE it. He used Kraft Singles tho. No one else I know has ever experienced it before.

  12. Beautiful-Drawing879

    Swap the saltines for triscuits and I’d eat it voluntarily 

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